Thursday, January 8, 2009

The 2nd Annual Sports As Life College Football Bowlstravaganza

Yes folks, Cooper is back to wade through the unending mire of the college football bowl season; previewing all the highlights, lowlights and which games you should shovel your driveway during. And yes, he made it through December.

If We Make it Through December. Bowl Predictions Part 8 of 6? 7? 8?

“If we make it through December we’ll be fine”……Merle Haggard.

Finally, the championship game. I feel a lot like Elaine in the denim vest episode. I have had to ingest a lot of crap to get to this point and now it should all payoff, however I am forced to work tonight and thus will miss the game in it’s entirety. Dammit all to hell!


January 8th:

FEDEX BCS Championship Game: Florida (12-1) @ Oklahoma (12-1)

So in less than 6 hrs one of these two teams will be crowned national champions. I am sure fans of Utah will have something to say about that but TS for them. I really wish I had something smart to say about this game however the little intellect that I have has been completely exhausted. All I can say is that I am not getting burned by Oklahoma again this year. There was the debacle against LSU in 2004 BCS title game,



the debacle against USC in 2005 BCS title game,



and then the debacle that was the Fiesta Bowl in 2007 against Boise St. I honestly don’t think this game is going to be remotely close. Tim Tebow is the second coming of Christ it appears. And apparently He himself will also be thrown to the Lions. He was thrown to some lions at some point was he not? Either way enjoy your life sucking career in Detroit Tim Tebow.
(Ed. Note - I don't think he's coming out, and if he does I don't think there's anyway he's #1 - of course it's Detroit, so who knows)

Florida 52 – Oklahoma 21

And by the way rumor has it that I will be floating around the Regina area come this Friday. If anyone is interested in some brews give me a shout or surely I will come looking for you.
(Ed. Note - Good, you can come pick up your Christmas bonus)

2 comments:

Napoleon in Rags said...

Congrats on getting all the way through, it was yeoman's work.

Anonymous said...

It may have been a different game if OU didn't have significant red zone issues in the 1st half, ie: can't get the ball into the $@%#% endzone. I just hate that smug Urban Meyer with a passion.

I still think USC would beat Florida in a one game winner take all.Pete Carroll is the better coach.
Utah is still my sentimental number 1 but the reality is that they would not beat SC or Florida.

B