Here's a little comedy to get you through your Friday afternoon. If this doesn't make you laugh, I'm pretty sure you're made igneous rock.
"So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here - not under any byeline of mine; or anyone else I can think of. With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. That phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms." - Hunter S. Thompson