The excitement and tension are palpable here in the Sports As Life Corporate Headquarters. Everyone will be gathered around televisions at 1pm waiting with baited breath because - it's Mitchell Report Day!
The feeling around the office is that we hope certain people (Roger Clemons - who, it's already been leaked, is on the list, and Alex Rodriguez) make the list - while others (Cal Ripken Jr and Ken Griffey Jr) don't show up.
There's something about the heroes of our youth getting labelled as steroid abusers and cheats that really doesn't sit well with any of us. Which is why we're hoping that the Report is mostly about players who have played in the last decade or so.
The NFL picks might be a little delayed this afternoon, as we'll be going over the Report like the Dead Sea Scrolls.
If Joe Carter somehow makes the list the 1992 World Series VHS tape is going in the garbage.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
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People can say Bud was just trying to cover his butt or take care of his legacy or whatever. 'Bud says' [expletive] it.
that was in the link and bud said that himself, Trebor loves when people talk in the third person..... Trebor also likes his chicken spicy.
Poor Selig taken americas past time and turned it into....
This makes my year! Baseball is the most boring usless sport on the planet. By the looks of it the majority of the sports super stars are dirty. Shame on these supposed role models shame on Major Leauge Baseball. I can only hope this will open people eyes to what is going on. Or will MLB fans continue to stick their heads in the sand.
Walks
Thankfully Goose Gossage, Bert Blyleven and Jeff Reardon were not implicated in the Mitchell Report for their obvious overuse use of Beard and Moustache supplements. My childhood as I know it would have ceased to exist if they were in the report
Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky also breathes a sigh of relief.
What about john rocker....as a long time fan of the 'johnny the rockstar'....'the rockster'... i feel this is a witch hunt. they're just trying to drag his name through the mud some more.
I mean wouldn't it suck being on the train next to some guy who just got out of prison for the 4th time, or by some 20 yr old women with her 4 bratty kids trmping all over the place... he may have said some other things to but...
I think the cleveland game determines the wild card spot if cleveland wins aren't they in. If they lose then there's a host of teams that can still make it.
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